Listen up, tiny humans! Your mom isn't yelling, she's just communicating. Raising kids is a challenge and sometimes your silly shenanigans push her to the brink. So next time you hear that sound from your mom, don't fret. Just take heed and try to make things right.
It's not personal, honey.
Mom Life: Fueled By Coffee and Chaos
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- Can't survive without coffee
- It fuels our sanity/Keeps us calm in the chaos
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Don't Mess with Mama
You ought to watch out when a mama is feeling fierce. That's right, mommy's little offspring are precious, and she won't give in to protect them. If you cross her family, prepare for a fierce showdown. This isn't the time to be foolish. Better scramble while you still can.
- Stay calm.
- Give her space.
- Hush up.
Raising Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be honest, raising a dragon isn't comparable with training your typical house pet. There are no specialists who fully understand the intricacies of their unique biology, and forget about finding a guidebook that covers everything from controlling flames to social etiquette. You're on your own, adventurer, and the only guide is trial and experimentation.
Excuse Me For What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely meaningless.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like click here you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Adore My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously awesome, but sometimes you just need a bit of liquid courage. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are adorable, and they completely drain your energy. After a long day of dealing with, a glass of sparkling can be just the ticket you need to relax. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Parenting
- Cheers!